QURBS
ON JOHNNIE DUN
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What can we say that we haven't already about Johnnie Dun? Everything. All the fits are news. Like a blood diamond, all the sad earth is compacted here. His not-books are like unfair trade in reverse.
L.M. Moosenthawler, The New York Times
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Like your own birth, you can't help but continue.
The Bluffington Portal
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Put the mess down as soon as humanly possible, and apply for a position with Stallmart. The idea of words being free couldn't be more dangerous.
Ethos Money
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If you believe the Pope and Raytheon Corporation are both full of ancient Flibbity-Jibbit, then the jeremiads of Johnnie Dun will set your soul on an interior path of Willy-Nilly Wiles, maybe even Socratic Scruples.
Coughy House Press​
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Thank you for your editorial test on dental floss. We will contact you if interested in the future.
Rodale Press
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Sometimes you talk too much when making your points. I would work next year on your communication skills.
VP, Global Marketing
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ON THE NOVEL BACKSTRAP
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I liked the story! But there were too many F words. I don't like books with too many F words.
​Johnnie's Mother
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The first thing I would say is that the title on the cover is hard to read.
Helpful Maine mystery author, at Crime Bake 2016 cocktail reception, Boston, MA.
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"So you're publishing with dignity.
That's the idea, I said, but I don't think that's possible.'"
Crime Bake 2016, Boston, MA.
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Don't have one yet, been meaning to order it but I'm a slacker.
Johnnie's closest friend of multiple decades.
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